{"id":7108,"date":"2015-10-01T03:11:37","date_gmt":"2015-10-01T03:11:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cigars.isaac-online.com\/index.php\/2015\/10\/01\/ive-got-a-beer-in-a-green-bottle-spaten\/"},"modified":"2018-10-08T19:10:38","modified_gmt":"2018-10-08T19:10:38","slug":"ive-got-a-beer-in-a-green-bottle-spaten","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cigars.isaac-online.com\/index.php\/2015\/10\/01\/ive-got-a-beer-in-a-green-bottle-spaten\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-7108 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/cigars.isaac-online.com\/index.php\/2015\/10\/01\/ive-got-a-beer-in-a-green-bottle-spaten\/attachment\/7109\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/cigars.isaac-online.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/tumblr_nviu7d263y1rqtwtlo1_1280-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cigars.isaac-online.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/tumblr_nviu7d263y1rqtwtlo1_1280-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/cigars.isaac-online.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/tumblr_nviu7d263y1rqtwtlo1_1280-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/cigars.isaac-online.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/tumblr_nviu7d263y1rqtwtlo1_1280-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/cigars.isaac-online.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/tumblr_nviu7d263y1rqtwtlo1_1280-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/cigars.isaac-online.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/tumblr_nviu7d263y1rqtwtlo1_1280.jpg 1080w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p>I&rsquo;ve got a beer in a green bottle (Spaten #Optimator) and a green cigar (#RoMaCraft #Fomorian) so the first thing that comes to mind is &ldquo;It&rsquo;s not easy being green&rdquo; which immediately gets followed by:<br \/>\n&ldquo;Because I think Jim Henson said it best when he said, &quot;Anybody got any aspirin? I think I got a cold.&rdquo; And a chill filled the room. We all have this incredible attachment to the Muppets, don&rsquo;t we? &ldquo;We love the Muppets! They&rsquo;re so cute!&rdquo; Did you hear about Jim Henson&rsquo;s funeral? Here in New York City, huh? Kermit the Frog and Big Bird sang &ldquo;It&rsquo;s Not Easy Being Green&rdquo; at Jim Henson&rsquo;s funeral. If I&rsquo;m fifty-six years old when I kick the bucket and a fucking sock is singing at my funeral, I&rsquo;m gonna pop out of the coffin and go, &ldquo;Hey! What the hell is this about? Sammy Davis Jr. gets Frank Sinatra, and I get a fucking sock!? I&rsquo;m pissed off now!&rdquo;&ldquo;<br \/>\n-Denis Leary<br \/>\n#cigar #nowsmoking #thesnsclub #romacraftweaselteam #RoMarcoles #itsnoteasybeinggreen  (at Portland, Oregon)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&rsquo;ve got a beer in a green bottle (Spaten #Optimator) and a green cigar (#RoMaCraft #Fomorian) so the first thing that comes to mind is &ldquo;It&rsquo;s not easy being green&rdquo; which immediately gets followed by: &ldquo;Because I think Jim Henson said it best when he said, &quot;Anybody got any aspirin? I think I got a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cigars.isaac-online.com\/index.php\/2015\/10\/01\/ive-got-a-beer-in-a-green-bottle-spaten\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3,172,1384,4,1385,759,12,26,406],"class_list":["post-7108","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-cigar","tag-fomorian","tag-itsnoteasybeinggreen","tag-nowsmoking","tag-optimator","tag-romacraft","tag-romacraftweaselteam","tag-romarcoles","tag-thesnsclub","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cigars.isaac-online.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7108"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cigars.isaac-online.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cigars.isaac-online.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cigars.isaac-online.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cigars.isaac-online.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7108"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cigars.isaac-online.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7108\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7110,"href":"https:\/\/cigars.isaac-online.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7108\/revisions\/7110"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cigars.isaac-online.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7108"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cigars.isaac-online.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7108"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cigars.isaac-online.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7108"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}